The Best of American Apparel

Instead of focusing on those delightfully sparkly leggings or the rather apparent display of anatomy like a normal person, for some reason I'm unable to look away from this chick's protruding collarbones. Sexy.

I, too, regularly wear my sweaters without pants. I'm a practical lady, what can I say?

American Apparel: also sexualizing young, barely-legal girls with that "ethinic" look.

It only takes a few frames' worth of convincing to get a girl to show you her tits.

Oh, like cumming. THAT'S HILARIOUS.

Why, hello, weirdest ad I've ever seen in my life.

Although tailored specifically to make my ass look especially luscious and tap-able, I also suspect I'd be taking those off ASAP to avoid what could potentially be the worst wedgie of my life.

I can't imagine what this refers to... I'd sure love to get these panties in my stocking, though!

Not entirely sure this piece of clothing is even functional.

Again, I remain unsure. Wait.. I think... is it designed to cover my nipples? Surely it is! I can't be going 'round with my nips hangin' out for everyone to see, y'know.

Oops! Missed it.

To be fair, American Apparel also features naked dudes in their ads. Way to keep things equal, guys.


Jewelness said...

Ahh I cant believe some of these!! It's pornnnnnn

Kim said...

Gosh, all their clothing seems so damn practical I can hardly stand it! lol